Monday, November 12, 2007

On this day Nov 12th Though next year is looking good.

Looking at 2007 Nov 12th I do wonder if the 10.45 Emu plains to Katoomba train will be running tomorrow. Musing whether it's a waste of time to set the alarm.

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One way to assure Lightning Awareness is to be struck by it.

November 12: Lightning awareness day (Worldwide), Scheissenfest (Austria) *
65th Annual Japanese Rememberance Day, For remembering Japan.
  • 1513 - In one of his lesser known works, "Mein Scheisskampf", Martin Luther
    claims to have gotten into a battle with the devil, flinging his "Scheisse" as a weapon. No shit.
  • 1620 - A number of pirates shipwreck on a giantic rock off of the Massachusets coast. In a measure to combat cannibalism amongst the surviving members, the Mayflower Compact is signed. In the end, however, nine are eaten with some fava beans and a nice quiante.
  • 1775 - American Revolutionary War: The Continental Congress passes a resolution creating two battalions of mimes, later renamed the United States Mime Corps. They are primarily used as human shields.

  • 1934 - Over a largish tankard of Guinness, the Irish House of Commons makes buggery illegal. No word on whether New Zealanders have yet caught up.
  • 1880 - Ned Kelly is hanged in Australia for beating around the bush.
  • 1889 - Washington is admitted as a state of the Union; is propped up at a podium to give a speech despite the obvious decay.
  • 1902 - Element 4, Cheesium, first isolated by scientists in Paris. Rioting ensues.
  • 1918 - Germany signs a pact to be prissy for the next twenty-one years until an Austrian prick screws it all up.
  • 1930 - Albert Einstein and some dude you don't know recieve a patent for the Einstein refrigerator. No Bullshit

  • 1955 - Marty McFly completes the first successful time travel experiment after lightning strikes the Hill Valley clocktower.
  • 1955 - Doc Brown's flying DeLorean is struck by lightning.
  • 1996 - The Paris Hilton opens for its first customer: A man with a camcorder.

  • 1997 - Nothing happens. At all.
  • 1998 - Marty McFly travels in time to record a porn video with Paris Hilton. It becomes known as knock the back outta ya 2
  • 2007 - Doritos chili cheese lime are invented, thus changing the future of crunchy snacks as we know it.
  • 2007 - The Earth collides with a meteor and existence as we know it ends.

  • 2008 - In a last ditch effort not to be assassinated, George Bush declares war on Australia
  • 2008 - Some Stuff Happens, existence as we know it starts up again.
  • 1 comment:

    Optional said...

    are you planning to find some chili cheese lime Doritos instead of catching the train? :)